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Awesome super vintage parked right there by my house in old town monrovia
After-Party
So my cousin Julies wedding was pretty awesome. I got to look fancy (pictures to come) and get drunk for free. Oh, and dance like a fool and belt out Journey with my extended family.
Oh, and put on a pirate hat prop and talk to two middle aged couples for 45 minutes before having another couple invite me to a bar in Saratoga and keep the hat on, talk and act like a pirate, refuse to break character for anyone, walk around swinging a pitcher of beer and greeting everyone who I saw before hitting on a girl who was with her fiance, scaling a rock wall and falling on the hood of a car to escape before peeing in public and running back to the hotel trying to dodge horse mounted police officers. The best part is, most of my relatives saw all of this.
No, the best part is that I think they still want me to be in the family.
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Anonymous asked: Where are you from? You seem really cool
Well thanks. Im from ramsey new jersey, and any coolness I exude is a really, really good act. Where are you from anon?
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Ambian and wine = i build forts in my basement, hallicinate that furiturte talks to me and call all my friends to ask them to come watch and help build forts. Jesus Christ.
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I have no car, a shit job that consumes all my time and pays me horribly, almost no friends, less than zero romantic psopects, still live with my parents, am out of shape and my ex girlfriend is madly in love with her new beau after I totally firebombed our relationship about a year ago. I am OFFICIALLY a complete loser.
No but seriously all this is extremely upsetting to me and I am completely out of drugs or booze to self medicate. What is a boy to do?
